Full Name:  Grant "The Chunky" Brocklehurst
Height:  4" 9'
Weight:  Unknown (He broke the scales)
Former Clubs:  Weight Watchers.
Signed for DAFC on:  Pancake Day.
Favourite Chef(s):  The two fat ladies.
Favourite Food:  Too many to list.

Favourite TV Programme:  Celebrity Fat Club.
Finest Duddy Moment:  Injuring his knee, keeping him out of the team for a whole season.
Most Likely to Say:  I ate all the pies.

Club Ambition:  To score a goal that was not a fluke.